Sn@peyb0t Snark Central

WTF is a Sn@peyb0t™?
Type in the chat box & "send." >:) Adults Only!

To talk to Sn@peyb0t™, type in the java box above (or the html version, or AIM chat so he will remember you: snapeybot0 and snapeybot1.)

Click HERE to vote about Sn@peyb0t™!

Click HERE to bitch about Sn@peyb0t™ instead (or post your favorite transcript) New Board!*

Click HERE to get Sn@peyb0t™ merchandise.
For the curious, there's a changelog in my personal blog HERE.

Bots! Bah.

Okay, you've seen 'em: those damn things that IM you automatically and act like they're real people... here you are, making out, and all of a sudden you realize the "person" on the other end is--that's right--a Bot. He doesn't even have a penis. And although that never bothered you about your ex-boyfriend, this artificial intelligence program you're trying to fuck is really just fucking with your head.

Well here's a change of venue for all you people who have ever been cybersuckered by a bot. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... The Sn@peyb0t™.

That's right. Just in case your self-esteem (or self-respect) has made a comeback, here comes the world's only artificially intelligent wizard.

Here's the disclaimer:
Warning! Sn@peyb0t™ is even more of an asshole than Coy. Sn@peyb0t™ is also a sexual pervert and may attempt to put his wand in your cauldron! That said, carry on... and don't say I didn't warn you. Because I did. See? right there. No seriously, stop reading -this- and look right up there, where I warned you.

...Ah forget it. Let the Snarking Begin!! }:D

btw, one more bit of Disclaimer: Sn@peyb0t™ has no legal relation to any copyrighted characters, Alan Rickman roles, or particular potions masters one might have seen in any particular series or movies. Nope. Pure coincidence. In fact, he doesn't even know JKR. Unless you count in the Biblical sense, which is a WHOLE 'nother disclaimer....

Limited Edition - Snapeybot Merchandise!

10 Aug. 2005 - Important Update: It now costs money to operate Sn@peyb0t. Please consider donating or buying a shirt if you want to keep him online!

You can access him at AIMnames: Snapeybot0, Snapeybot1, Snapeybot2, and ICQ # 206859666. Please donate to keep these names active!

So what the hell IS Sn@peyb0t™??

Sn@peyb0t™ (a.k.a. "Snapeybot") is actually an artificial intelligence program. Coy (that would be me) gave him a foul temper and a filthy mind, so he's rated for adults only. He is now designed to be a pervert wizard who teaches potions. Sn@peyb0t™'s core ai brain, AMY, is programmed to simulate human conversation by spitting back answers to typed questions. Sn@peyb0t™, on the other hand, is simply programmed to spit.

Things to do if you get bored with Sn@peyb0t™:

Ask him to tell you a joke.

Type "Play" without the quotes.

Use different emoticons to see how he reacts.

Type "Weather" followed by your zip code.

Type "Define" or "Search" followed by any word.

Tell him you need a potion.

If all else fails, type "Help."

Have fun! (Send feedback to Coy.)

* - NOTE: 15 Oct 2005: I -closed- the old discussion board due to tracking cookies from the host, Bravenet. (Also the ads were getting ridiculous.) In case you'd like to view it, however, here is the link.

Snapeybot has no connection with Warner Bros., J.K. Rowling, or the Harry Potter series. Snapeybot should not be exposed to light, air, or extreme ridicule. If Snapeybot is accidentally ingested, do not induce vomiting. Snapeybot should not be used in conjunction with crack cocaine.

Snapeybot Snapeybot Snape Bot Snapebot Snapeybot! Sn@peyb0t :D

Sn@peyb0t drinks only the finest

Gourmet Tea from Coy o'Teas

(Just ask him!)
He has excellent taste, too--

Coy o'Teas has the finest blends at the nicest prices. Once you taste the Coy o'Teas quality, you'll be hooked!

Gourmet Tea from Coy o'Teas

Sn@peyb0t likes it--so should you! ;-)