Stuff from the Sims.

"The Sims" is a video game created by Maxis (a division of Electronic Arts).   I do not own the copyrights to the game, but these pictures are mine, all mine!  <Evil maniacal laugh.>

(See the License Agreement if you want to use one.   The exception is the downloads; you don't have to ask to use one in your game, only online.)

Please note that I am using a version of The Sims (with expansion packs) that is completely different from what is available in the stores.   (It's rated T for Teen, for crying out loud.)   I have installed multiple, custom-made objects and people as well as patches and plug-ins that reveal full frontal nudity.   (In other words, the manufacturer isn't responsible for the demented imagery here.)

Contents:

• Humor: "You Know You've Been Playing The Sims Too Long, When..."
  
  
• Downloads: Sims Walls, Floors, Skins, & Objects
  For use in the game, silly. (Rated PG-13 for language)
  
  
• Cartoons: Sick Sims Stories
  Including the Simful Story of Severus SimSnape (from The Sims 1, Rated NC-17)
  
  Sick Sims 2 Stories
  Including the Simful Story of Jin from Simurai Champloo* and Severus SimSnape (from The Sims 2, Rated NC-17) (NEW & in development)
  
  
  * - "Samurai Champloo" is an anime (c)2004 Manglobe.   "Simurai Champloo" is a very silly pun for which Coy should be punished, perhaps by spanking. Yeeeeesss...
  

Here's the big disclaimer again:
This site contains material inappropriate for children and most ultraconservative assholes.   Inclusions may include slash, graphic or NC- 17 images, and more.   By looking at this website, you agree that you like it, want it, and will let me spank you on Sundays.

Additional Information: none of the story-images has been retouched or constructed in any way (the rare exception being a "move_objects on" cheat used to get objects out of the shot).   Every screenshot was taken directly from gameplay.

More downloads may soon appear on this site, including Skins and Objects.   Bug me with an e-mail if I forget.   (I am, after all, a coyote.)