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document.stuff.texty.value='>:D';

function makeit() {

document.stuff.texty.value='';

var begn = new Array() 
begn[0] = 'Excuses why '
begn[1] = 'Reasons why '
begn[2] = 'Signs that '
begn[3] = 'What if '
begn[4] = 'Analysis of how or why '
begn[5] = 'Discussion of how or why '
begn[6] = 'List of: how or why '
begn[7] = 'New Combinations: '
begn[8] = 'Recipe for: '
begn[9] = 'Indications that '


var noun = new Array()
noun[0] = 'the Coy '
noun[1] = 'zucchinis '
noun[2] = 'chocolate '
noun[3] = 'men '
noun[4] = 'a penis '
noun[5] = 'technology '
noun[6] = 'sex '
noun[7] = 'homosexuality '
noun[8] = 'Harry Potter '
noun[9] = 'Severus Snape '
noun[10] = 'coyotes '
noun[11] = 'women '
noun[12] = 'computers '
noun[13] = 'cookies '
noun[14] = 'a dictionary '
noun[15] = 'space aliens '
noun[16] = 'Bill Gates '
noun[17] = 'George Bush Jr. '
noun[18] = 'the Xtian Coalition '
noun[19] = 'the KKK '
noun[20] = 'George Bush Jr. '
noun[21] = 'food '
noun[22] = 'drugs '
noun[23] = 'an asshole '
noun[24] = 'books '
noun[25] = 'yo` Momma '
noun[26] = 'a tail '
noun[27] = 'orgasms '
noun[28] = 'Legolas '
noun[29] = 'Aragorn '
noun[30] = 'George Jetson '
noun[31] = 'a bitch '
noun[32] = 'pudding '
noun[33] = 'bugs '
noun[34] = 'this stupid list '
noun[35] = 'artichokes '
noun[36] = 'popcorn '
noun[37] = 'pasta '
noun[38] = 'coffee '
noun[39] = 'Texas '
noun[40] = 'plants '
noun[41] = 'vitamins '
noun[42] = 'instant mashed potatoes '
noun[43] = 'the devil '
noun[44] = 'pants '
noun[45] = 'a wolf '
noun[46] = 'plastic bags '
noun[47] = 'ferrets '
noun[48] = 'porcupines '
noun[49] = 'a firehose '
noun[50] = 'the Teletubbies '
noun[51] = 'the author of this list '
noun[52] = 'the fishtank '
noun[53] = 'Daddy '
noun[54] = 'anything '
noun[55] = 'garbage '
noun[56] = 'football players '
noun[57] = 'grass '
noun[58] = 'a blender '
noun[59] = 'a toaster oven '
noun[60] = 'a kitty '
noun[61] = 'minority groups '
noun[62] = 'a minor '
noun[63] = 'sluts '
noun[64] = 'Sirius Black '
noun[65] = 'J.K. Rowling '
noun[66] = 'the Queen of England '
noun[67] = 'Star Trek characters '
noun[68] = 'a doggy '
noun[69] = 'Britney Spears '
noun[70] = 'Cthulu '
noun[71] = 'CNN '
noun[72] = 'the UN '
noun[73] = 'Mtv '
noun[74] = 'a nudist colony '
noun[75] = 'my ass '
noun[76] = 'the Hulk '
noun[77] = 'Remus Lupin '
noun[78] = 'plaid lacy curtains '
noun[79] = 'edible underwear '
noun[80] = 'this goddamn javascript '

var cond = new Array()
cond[0] = 'should '
cond[1] = 'should never '
cond[2] = 'could '
cond[3] = 'could never '
cond[4] = 'would '
cond[5] = 'would never '
cond[6] = 'might '
cond[7] = 'might never '
cond[8] = 'tried to '
cond[9] = 'never tried to '
cond[10] = 'is/are about to '
cond[11] = 'is/are not about to '
cond[12] = 'previously did '
cond[13] = 'did not previously '
cond[14] = 'want/wants to '
cond[15] = 'do/does not want to '
cond[16] = 'should try to '
cond[17] = 'should not try to '
cond[18] = 'would be stupid to '
cond[19] = 'would be smart to '
cond[20] = 'would enjoy trying to '
cond[21] = 'would never enjoy trying to '
cond[22] = 'would hesitate to '
cond[23] = 'would quickly '

var verb = new Array()
verb[0] = 'eat '
verb[1] = 'sit on '
verb[2] = 'play with '
verb[3] = 'stare at '
verb[4] = 'pretend to be '
verb[5] = 'talk about '
verb[6] = 'masturbate with '
verb[7] = 'talk about '
verb[8] = 'contemplate '
verb[9] = 'sleep with '
verb[10] = 'fear '
verb[11] = 'snerk at '
verb[12] = 'laugh about '
verb[13] = 'become '
verb[14] = 'dream about '
verb[15] = 'bang '
verb[16] = 'hurl '
verb[17] = 'scream at '
verb[18] = 'sing about '
verb[19] = 'quote '
verb[20] = 'chase '
verb[21] = 'fear '
verb[22] = 'murder '
verb[23] = 'hump '
verb[24] = 'worship '
verb[25] = 'lick '
verb[26] = 'make out with '
verb[27] = 'stomp on '
verb[28] = 'capture '
verb[29] = 'burn '
verb[30] = 'heckle '
verb[31] = 'loathe '
verb[32] = 'murder '
verb[33] = 'dissect '
verb[34] = 'tickle '
verb[35] = 'whine about '
verb[36] = 'penetrate '
verb[37] = 'contain '
verb[38] = 'approach '
verb[39] = 'slurp '
verb[40] = 'break '
verb[41] = 'cry about '
verb[42] = 'suck on '
verb[43] = 'break '
verb[44] = 'slap '
verb[45] = 'kiss '
verb[46] = 'take '
verb[47] = 'steal '
verb[48] = 'mud-wrestle '
verb[49] = 'swallow '
verb[50] = 'examine '
verb[51] = 'blow-dry '
verb[52] = 'bitch about '
verb[53] = 'bite '
verb[54] = 'terrorize '
verb[55] = 'get addicted to '

var w1 = Math.round(Math.random()*(begn.length-1));
document.stuff.texty.value+=begn[w1];

var w2 = Math.round(Math.random()*(noun.length-1));
document.stuff.texty.value+=noun[w2];

var w3 = Math.round(Math.random()*(cond.length-1));
document.stuff.texty.value+=cond[w3];

var w4 = Math.round(Math.random()*(verb.length-1));
document.stuff.texty.value+=verb[w4];

var w5 = Math.round(Math.random()*(noun.length-1));
document.stuff.texty.value+=noun[w5]+'...';

if (w1==7) {document.stuff.texty.value=begn[w1]+noun[w2]+'plus '+noun[w5];}
if (w1==8) {document.stuff.texty.value=begn[w1]+noun[w2]+'with '+noun[w5];}

}
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