The Naked Snape Award
Amaze your Friends!
Horrify your enemies!
(Or is that vice-versa?)
Welcome all to the official
Naked Snape Award website.
This oft-coveted and even
Ofter-vilified award is sure to bring
Gasps of admiration (or despair)
From your hapless website visitors.
The Tale of the Naked Snape:
Far in the days of pre-history, or at least before the Internet, a single visionary suffered a dream of unimaginable imagination. In that vision, he was shown the gates to other worlds that have yet to be discovered and, culminating his journey, he observed the magnificent visage of ... oh, who gives a damn! You came for the award, anyway.
The Naked Snape is terribly hard to acquire, and countless innocents have suffered untenable loss of blood, pride, and bandwidth in the quest for this elusive award. But now, by the luck of Internet technology, anyone can get a Naked Snape all their own!
Important: This site has no affiliation with J.K. Rowling, Alan Rickman, their assigns, heirs, hairdressers, or your little sister's punk-ass boyfriend. The Naked Snape Award should not be confused with any trademarked image or representation, and should not be exposed to extreme heat, light, or ridicule.
The Naked Snape Award-"Winning" Sites:
The Naked Snape Award
"semper nudus cum magistro potionis"
Hooray! How do I get one?
To get a Naked Snape award, all you need is an
image of Snape*, au naturale, on your website.
(That means naked, folks!)
Fruit basket optional.
Then, either (1)
let me know you want one or (2)
grab the code and tell me you have one. I'll list you as having "won" the award, and we'll all be happy!
To Yoink Win the Naked Snape Award:
(1) Download
The Image.
(2) Copy & Paste the code into your site:
(Replace the {YOUR-WEBSITE-HERE} with the website where you stuck the image... duh.)
And remember kiddies, this is...
© 2003 Aimless Coy.
Limited
personal use is permitted.
I ask only the following:
- link back to my site: " http://www.a-coy.netfirms.com "
- do not sell, distribute, or use for commercial purposes (or dart practice);
- (optional) let me know you have one, so I can add your site to the list of "winners."
Do that, and I will promise to love, honor, and disobey you 'til server crash do we part. Ciao, bellas!
Owww-oooo.....
* - What do I mean by Snape? Naturally, I wouldn't endorse using someone else's trademarked image. Would that be right? Noooo. So if you think you have something vaguely Snapish that qualifies... like maybe a tall, dark-haired man with an attitude who happens to make potions... just let me know. ;-)
