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Coy Markings.

Or... stuff the Coy has scratched down onto paper, mud, or keyboards over time.

Once again for good measure...

These works are all copyright
(c)2003-2006 A. Coyote.
Except where specifically noted.

It's all funny except as noted, so enjoy it.   Or else.  All PG-13 rated except for the really adult shit.   You'll figure it out.

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• Humor List:
  • "You Know You've Been Playing 'The Sims' Too Long, When..."
  
  
• Poems:
  • "I Loff Tea" (an ode to tea)
  • "Lycanthrope" (not v. funny)
  • "Sweep" (not v. funny)
  
  
• Fiction: (new! not funny though.)
  Important: These are located in Livejournal. To read fics, you must a) have an account, b) "friend" me, and c) say hello, so I can "friend" you back!
  • "Samurai Champloo" fanfiction:
  • "Fighting" Series: [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ]
  • "Ghost in the Shell" fanfiction:
  • "Weakness of the Flesh" -Act I: [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 ]
  • "WotF" Act II: [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 ]
  • "WotF" Act III: [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 7b | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 ]
  • Humorous lists, etc.: Memories
  
  
• Comics / Cartoon Stories:
  • Sick Sims Stories (NC-17, pop-up)
  • Sick Sims 2 Stories (NC-17, pop-up)
  
  
• Pointless Programs:
  • Kwikspell Fanfic Courses (randomly generated Harry Potter-esque smut) (NC-17, pop-up)
  • Silly List Topic Generator (the name speaks for itself)
  • WTF - Title Maker (wanna name your next bestseller?) (NEW! pop-up)
  
  
• Cyber Life:
  things that seem alive but aren't, like my ex-roommate shit! did I say that aloud?
  • Sn@peyb0t (artificial intelligence chatbot)
  • Cyber Tiger (mreow!)
  
  
• Complete, Utter Nonsense:
  • "Labradors Must Die!" (Invective, Recipes, Craft Ideas)
  • My Personal Blog
  
  
• Pretty (Insane) Pictures:
  • "Eau d'Basilisque" (aka "Lucy Malfoy")
  • "Snapeatron" (aka "Two Movies Collide")
  • "Lip Reading Lesson" (NC-17, 60kb file)
  • "Animated Jin-hair" (big 250kb file! not funny)
  • "Snapealope!" (aka "An Ad Campaign Gone Wrong... Very Wrong!") (New!)

Here's the big disclaimer again:
This site contains material inappropriate for children and some people from outer space.   Inclusions may include slash, graphic or NC- 17 images, stories, ideas, and more.   By looking at this website, you agree that you like it, want it, and agree to let me spank you on Sundays.

Ask Before Borrowing...

To use excerpts from these works, please first read my license agreement.   By viewing these works, you agree to abide by it.

In a nutshell, you won't steal my shit and sell it, or use it without telling me where it's going.

Thanks for respecting my work.   I will respect yours.

 More evil creations can be found on the Downloads page.