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Listen to the Howls!
Communication with the Outside World...
Awards,
Links,
Webrings,
Forums,
Affiliates, and
Flames.
Isn't life grand?
Listen to the howls
Of the still cyber night.
What tidings can they bring?
Some good messages
Some bad news
But mostly
just
...Oh wait, that's the microwave.
Never mind!
Here is the page to howl, see others' howls, and basically just connect with the outside world. Flames? Oh, yeah. We gotz flames. They're posted here, too.
So write me already!
Send something nice, I'll probably write back. Say something nasty, I'll come to your house, chew up your furniture, pee on your front door, and
then rip you to bits on this website. No, I don't promise. I'm a coyote, dammit! I do what I want, haven't you figured that out yet?
The Idiots Who Write Me
(a.k.a., "flames" and "fvckheads")
Idiot #1
Idiot #1 is a real piece of work. He came to the website, posted several badly typed insults on the guest book and
then returned to post another two days later, complaining about how the site is such a waste of time. Hello!
Who's wasting time? Here's a charming excerpt from this mastermind:
"you are the ones who are the ball lickrs [sic]."
Dude, I like Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith as well as the next guy. But aren't you coherent enough to come up with an original insult? P.S. - You misspelled "ball-lickers," you dumb ass. Take the money you're wasting on an internet connection and buy a dictionary.
Idiot #2
Idiot #2 is actually a group of idiots who, rather than insulting the site, merely didn't give it a good glance. An easy mistake - but grounds for chewing nonetheless. Here's an excerpt from their Spam: "Dear Aimless: I saw your site about pet care and am writing . . . to invite you to add your link to our list of sites regarding dog care, feeding, and love." My reply to them was succinct, but revealing: "Thanks, not a dog site. Site about eating dogs. Have a nice day." Needless to say, they declined to respond.
Click here to see my labrador recipes.
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