Who is the Coy?
I already answered that question.
I am the Aimless Coyote.
Why am I aimless?
Beats me.

If I had a coherent answer,
I wouldn't be aimless, now would I?

Where?
Somewhere in the U.S.
Coyotes live most everywhere,
Even New York City.
Coy is everywhere!

When?
About five minutes ago.
And in 1977.

Why?
Why not?
Because the internet needs
Another rambling website.
Don't you agree?

I am the Aimless Coyote.
Sometimes called Coy.
Sometimes called things I can't
list on a nice, peaceful website
like this. *snicker*